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Big Dick Problems

laughcore:

Morning wood more like Morning tree

Really tho

laughcore:

sydneywonderwomanironmanwillis:

Anonymous asked: “honestly why do girls make such a big deal about their periods? It’s just a bit of blood for few days and then it’s over. That’s nothing compared to being kicked in the balls- a confused male”

idk who the fuck told you getting hit in the balls stops hurting after an hour and it only hurts your balls, last time i got hit in the balls it hurt for a like 4 or 5 hours and your stomach hurts too when you get hit there. Not saying it hurts worse than a period but don’t act like it’s the same as being pinched, shit fucking hurts

theblackrose12:

1. You eat the whole thing at once:…..You are fun, Reckless, and carefree. Sadly you cannot be trusted.

2. One Bite at a time:……You’re in the majority—-That’s how most people eat them. which means you are ordinary and boring.

3.Slow and methodical nibbles, examining the results of each bite afterward

poke-problems:

perfect answer is perfect. i love her.
umm no i feel like anon is correct pokemon and zelda aren’t games theyre more than that they are a lifestyle

poke-problems:

perfect answer is perfect. i love her.

umm no i feel like anon is correct pokemon and zelda aren’t games theyre more than that they are a lifestyle

puppy-escapades:

TOLEDO — An Ohio man accused of zipping six bulldog-mix puppies into a suitcase and leaving it next to a trash bin might have gotten away with it if he had remembered to remove the luggage tag bearing his contact information, authorities said today. 
A Toledo Area Humane Society officer filed two misdemeanor charges of abandoning animals against Howard Davis, 53, of Toledo, this week, according to court records. Davis was not arrested, and he could not be found for comment today. 
“It’s unfortunate he chose to abandon the dogs,” said John Dinon, the Humane Society’s executive director. “If he had just called us and said he couldn’t care for them, we would have taken them and he wouldn’t have been charged with a crime.” 
Passers-by found the suitcase containing the three female and three male puppies outside a business on April 4, authorities said. The pups were about 4 weeks old. 
The mother matches the description of a dog licensed to Davis and was identified as his dog by people who also said he had been trying to sell the puppies, Dinon said. 
Davis told a Humane Society officer that he had given the dogs to someone in Michigan and had not abandoned them, Dinon said. 
The puppies were in good shape so must have been found shortly after they were left, Dinon said. The mother was a bit thin, he said — not unusual for a dog nursing puppies. 
The dogs will be sent to a foster home until they are ready for adoption. 
Davis is scheduled to appear in Toledo Municipal Court on April 13.

puppy-escapades:

TOLEDO — An Ohio man accused of zipping six bulldog-mix puppies into a suitcase and leaving it next to a trash bin might have gotten away with it if he had remembered to remove the luggage tag bearing his contact information, authorities said today. 

A Toledo Area Humane Society officer filed two misdemeanor charges of abandoning animals against Howard Davis, 53, of Toledo, this week, according to court records. Davis was not arrested, and he could not be found for comment today. 

“It’s unfortunate he chose to abandon the dogs,” said John Dinon, the Humane Society’s executive director. “If he had just called us and said he couldn’t care for them, we would have taken them and he wouldn’t have been charged with a crime.” 

Passers-by found the suitcase containing the three female and three male puppies outside a business on April 4, authorities said. The pups were about 4 weeks old. 

The mother matches the description of a dog licensed to Davis and was identified as his dog by people who also said he had been trying to sell the puppies, Dinon said. 

Davis told a Humane Society officer that he had given the dogs to someone in Michigan and had not abandoned them, Dinon said. 

The puppies were in good shape so must have been found shortly after they were left, Dinon said. The mother was a bit thin, he said — not unusual for a dog nursing puppies. 

The dogs will be sent to a foster home until they are ready for adoption. 

Davis is scheduled to appear in Toledo Municipal Court on April 13.